"I would like to buy this small TV,"   he told the salesman.

"Sorry, we don't sell to SARDARs,"   he replied.

He hurried home removed his turban and changed his hair style, and returned to tell the salesman.

"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars,"   the Salesman replied.

"Damn, he recognized me,"  he thought.  He went for a complete disguise this time, haircut and new hair color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before he again approached the salesman.  And said:

"I would like to buy this TV."

"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars,"   he replied.

Frustrated, he exclaimed   "How do you know I'm a Sardar?"

"Because that's a microwave,"   he replied.