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Quick Wit

An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.  He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.

The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said,  "Your hearing is perfect.  Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again."  

The gentleman replied,  "Oh, I haven't told my family yet.  I just sit around and listen to the conversations.  I've changed my will three times!"