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In Your Lies

A minister told his congregation,   "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying.  To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17."

The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands.  He wanted to know how many had read Mark 17.  Every hand went up.

The minister smiled and said,  "Mark has only sixteen chapters.  I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying."