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A Glass Of Milk

Somebody left a glass of milk next to the keyboard. Reaction?


Optimist:   "The glass is half full."


Pessimist:   "The glass is half empty."


Futurist:   "The milk's in the wrong half of the glass."


Pascal programmers:   "Well, what type of milk is it?"


C Programmers:   "No thanks; I drink straight from the jug."


Assembly programmers:   "No thanks; I drink straight from the cow."


Basic programmers:   "No thanks; I'm still breast feeding."


MIS:   "I'LL DRINK IT IF YOU CAN GIVE ME UNTIL NEXT YEAR."


Fuzzy logic guys:   "I may or may not have drunk some part of that milk."


Prolog programmers:   "I know I drank it - just don't ask me how."


Non-procedural language programmers:  " I drank it when nobody was looking."


UI designers:   "What's that crap in my glass?"


Pentium users:   "I drank Glass * .49999999 . . . but don't hold me to that."


Windows users:   "Where's my straw?"


Mac users:   "Where's my pump?"


UNIX users:   "Nahh . . . too easy."


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