Somebody left a glass of milk next to the keyboard. Reaction?
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Optimist: "The glass is half full."
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Pessimist: "The glass is half empty."
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Futurist: "The milk's in the wrong half of the glass."
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Pascal programmers: "Well, what type of milk is it?"
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C Programmers: "No thanks; I drink straight from the jug."
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Assembly programmers: "No thanks; I drink straight from the cow."
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Basic programmers: "No thanks; I'm still breast feeding."
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MIS: "I'LL DRINK IT IF YOU CAN GIVE ME UNTIL NEXT YEAR."
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Fuzzy logic guys: "I may or may not have drunk some part of that milk."
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Prolog programmers: "I know I drank it - just don't ask me how."
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Non-procedural language programmers: " I drank it when nobody was looking."
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UI designers: "What's that crap in my glass?"
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Pentium users: "I drank Glass * .49999999 . . . but don't hold me to that."
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Windows users: "Where's my straw?"
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Mac users: "Where's my pump?"
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UNIX users: "Nahh . . . too easy."
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Multimedia author:
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