Who is to say if we are crazy ?
Is there a special cow psychiatrist ?";
cowa = "Oh dear - it's time for me to go have my nipples squeezed by some machine.";
cowa = "The things we do - we give them milk day in day out
... and then they slaughter us."; cowb = "It's all a load of bull if you ask me."; cowb = "By the way, my name is Gertrude -
all cows seem to be called this for some reason."; cowb = "I think my neighbour's had a bit too much weed.
Oi, try the grass.";
cowb = "I'm starving : I could eat a horse.
Never mind, I'll settle for a beefburger."; cowb = "OK, whose cowpat did I just step in ?
I thought we all agreed to do it in the chicken shed."; cowb = "Cows know best when it comes to predicting the weather :
for example, you can expect increasing darkness tonight with
it brightening up towards the morning."; cowb = "Hey, it could be worse : you could be this old and still a virgin."; cowb = "... and I thought I disappointed my father ? "; cowb = "Roger me relentlessly with a red hot ramrod ....
is that what they call alliteration ?"; cowb = "Windows 95 was worse than being artificially inseminated ...
and we should know."; cowb = "Hey, don't miss Bill and Marc's excellent chat show -
though we think they are less intelligent
than us. The world seems to agree."; cowb = "Bet this webpage really enriched your life, didn't it ?
Dont forget to Mail the webmaster and let him know you liked this !";
cowc = "Oink oink oink, oink, oink, oink ";
cowc = "No tengo dinero pero ....
Vamos a la playa, oh, oh, oh, oh,!"; cowc = "Hey ... who are YOU calling mad buddy ?
Look in a mirror first."; cowc = "Eh man, pass it round, you know what I'm saying ?"; cowc = "Oops upside my head , I said ooops upside my head. "; cowc = "Da Da Da ....